LeghumperU

Ok...sure, whatever you say bubba. Now put the glue down and head on to bed..

Puff adder crossed with a Pygmy rattler...definitely

What part should I rewrite in Braille for you, Doc?

Yes, I suppose 3 to 4 years should be long enough to know the trajectory Of a program but had Clemson agreed with us they would be 2 natties short of where they are now...

Sorry Doc, I got carded by the UF article security guard and was distracted from your eloquent response...actually I like your Daboanalogy of CBN, unfortunately for Sunbelt Billy, he ain’t going to get 9 years and 5 losses to SC to climb the mountain. He’ll only get 3 to 4...

When you were slithering in on OUR articles did you happen to notice if N8rg8r was clarifying the difference between unwilling and willing slavery? Just asking for a friend..

All trolling aside, Dallas Turner is a beast among beasts. That kid is going to unstoppable this season if Bama finds the right DC (insert Todd Grantham here- ok, just a little trolling!)

Lol, another SDS gem, Spencer should of titled this enlightening article...McClendon to wear number 77

I don’t think Monken wants the rigors of college ball, much easier to just coach and play call without the grueling recruiting work. I believe he wants to OC and hopefully get promoted up to NFL HBC in time. Lot easier to draft players vs recruit...

Who is this everyone you’re speaking for?

Don’t forget to take your ball when you leave

but coach Billy Napier and the Gators won out in the end...can't wait to see how many Swamp fans get booted out everytime Marco and his contingent of security want to come watch young lad sit on the bench during a game...we'll see who won out then...

The rest of your retort sounds like you are mad and want to take your ball and leave, but before you do let's angle on in to one very interesting point you made...but I doubt Gator fans back then would have been as obsessed with UGA as you idiots have been with us...in the immortal words of Lynyrd and his brother Skynyrd let me jist say underwear overload alert...So take another toke, have a blow for your nose One more drink, fo ol, would drown you (Hail yeah) Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell?

As opposed to willing slavery? LOL...yeah I am definitely the confounded one ol chap. BTW I am curious, were the Irish black? How about those white girls of the Chicago brothels? I'm sure they were "willing" slaves, never mind...would you like to discuss the White Slave Traffick Act of 1910? To your other pointless point, race color (or people of color) is not determined by a paint swatch...what time is your podcast on the BLACK Entertainment Television channel? I'll be sure to switch over from the WHITE Entertainment Television channel and catch it...

The fact that you can write about turning bitter and lecture others on what is acceptable to contribute is profoundingly dumbfounding. But then again, I guess when you hate a team and fan base as much as you do, and then said team ascends the mountain not only once, but back to back with prospects of back to back to back, well I can understand your angst and accept that you are simply reduced to silly mertzatronic giberish. I freely admit I may have hated to come to this site to hear you had it been around WAY BACK in 2006 to 2008...in any event, I'm pretty sure Muschamp2.0 will figure out how to get the least out of more in year 2. I see relevancy in your future, the sands of time are shifting. In any event I'm just glad you and your fan base hasn't disappeared and committed suicid e like a few of your bammer homies...respect for taking your thumps like a man (or woman gfa), cheers...I look forward to the day you can rib us once again...

Actually 15th in the latest 247...but that aside, here is the fallacy in those transfer portal ranking you are so keen on...10 tp commits = 88.78 per player rating boosts you to 15th while 3 at 92.67 only garners a #38 ranking...the disparity in talent acquired aside, which one of these scenarios has the ability to disrupt team chemistry more, 10 or 3? Sure is going to be interesting to see how Arizona with 26 and Colorado with 23 transfers IN shakes out on the playing field and more interestingly, off the field...

I wish it was just about the money...no, I'm afraid Todd has tired off the 24/7/365 college job and is ready to just go call plays in the NFL from June to January...I can understand that. Recruiting aspect of the job has to be grueling working for Kirby, it's his life blood...

You could be right, we can agree to disagree, I think Bobo would be much more effective this go around, he is a really good recruiter, and our talent level is so much better. Heck man, besides Colley who wouldn't we want to play call for this team? It is loaded unlike what Bobo had to work with under Richt. CMR always had great skill players but the front 7 on both sides of the ball now? No comparison. If the worst thing we end up with when Monken bails is Bobo as OC...life is good. Brady would be sweet too and Faulkner would be ok as well.

Saban owns Stankey, if Nick wants JP, Nick gets JP, end of discussion. I personally think 3rd and G is the better option, no permission other than mine required for that hire...permission granted!

The short list is Bobo and another mention was someone familiar with your program...

No poaching required, his replacement has been in Athens for a while now...

bEagleofwar is just another of bama fan Kirby4prez's fake accounts...it is sad to see what crack babies grow up to be...

Thanks for keeping me straight, Mr. Hernandez. Has Akhil gone to trial yet, or have you already hung the rat bahstahd?

I really miss the Billy Donovan hire talk, Golden is such an upgrade from you know who... But all seriousness aside, Doc...Gator coaching staff has worked their way up to #14 in the Transfer Portal and even with the Rashada debacle the team recruiting ranking only fell to #13 – not too shabby at all...HUH? You guys are 6th in the SEC this year in overall recruiting (recruits plus tps). You guys are 8th if you include soon to be newbies Tex and Okie. You guys out spent everyone else this past year following CBNs dream of more infrastructure and the excitement of a "bump" recruiting class...........and you end up 6th (or 8th) in conference...you're probably right Doc. Keep the lobotomy and Mertzination gibberish rolling, now that you don't have clown Mullet and his army of clones I guess it is all you got left to distract from the disaster your athletic program currently is. All that above aside...you are probably right, gonna have to stay patient and see what 2024 brings (along with Texas and Oklahoma)

Sober now Doc and y'all are still out of line...so say my visine thirsty eyes...his point 1 and 2 are somewhat subjective so lets skip to #3: #3 Dan Mullen should have been fired with cause and not been paid one dime. (don't agree with his assertion that the cause was not reruiting, but he certainly should have been fired for his stubborness, any private company in America would have fired him without pay for insubordination) #4 Todd Grantham should have been fired for incompetence. (No one will argue this one except perhaps UGa annd LSShoe fans!) #5 Napier should have been hired as the athlete director. (His in game adjustment and pre-game prep supports this ridiculous assertion thus far) #6 A proven head coach with power 5 experience should have been hired. (insert Brian Kelly-Lincoln Riley-Steve Sarkisian-Luke Fickell even if G5) #7 Defensive coordinator, Florida doesn’t have one we have an on the job learning guy. (Todd Grantham is standing by)

Bless your heart...signing into your old fake Auburn account so you have someone to talk to...just adorable bEagleofWar, err, I mean pos 4prez. I'm surprised the Gwinnet County prison is giving you "library time" on a Tuesday, how many packs of cigarettes did it cost you? Or are you working overtime tonight in shower stall 13?

P.S...it quit being funny days ago palley. stick with your new lobotomy material, it isn’t quite as worn out yet...

WTF is wrong with you folks? G8rLakelife lays out his sound reasoning as to what he sees wrong with your under achieving shot show of an athletic program and instead of rational discussion of his points and concerns y’all attack him requesting he lobotomies himself (way to go palley, xlent class as never), or you challenge his mental dexterity (disappointed in you, Doc...very un -Doc like). Point out a single one of his points that deserved that g@rb@ge. No wonder your program suxxxx. G8rLake, anytime you want to trade in that puke orange n blue for some classy sassy red n black, welcome aboard. Objective criticism of our program is welcome...

aTm still celebrates Wayward Johnny as it’s Heisman winning QBs, and I will still celebrate SB4’s back to back natties no matter how far down the Johnny M rabbit hole he falls, as long as he never reaches Aaron Hernandez depths...

While I truly hope that Monken hangs around for this upcoming season as my Dawgs try to make history as the first ever 3-peat, we humper fans have all come to the conclusion that it is “when” Todd leaves, not “if”. And for what it might be worth, most knowledgeable pups fans, myself included, are comfortable in knowing the successor to Monken is already on staff and has been taking notes the past two years…plus he, like Kirby and Muschy, is a former Dawg with loyalty to his alma mater…