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And pray tell why you and your Moron half brothers are all over our articles instead of posting on your pages about your team. You idiots spend more time on the Gator side than you do on your own articles. Sick and obsessed is no way to go through life dummy

I just went over the dark side (the Georgia page) and perused the comment section of the article about their spring game that was posted the same time as this one. Only two comments, crazy Willybob and a Vol fan insulting Negan. Yet the usual Georgia Morons are all over our article instead of talking among themselves about their team. Shows what a pathetic bunch they are

Not mad at all and everyone knows what I said is true. Keep trying little obsessed troll

Little obsessed Humper trying hard to find a clever way to say something negative. Try harder fool

Sorry bro but I feel no angst about the Gators and I don’t hate UGa or puppy fans, but I will call your half brother Morons every time for what they are. Obnoxious A holes. I was not posting on this site back in 2008 but I doubt Gator fans back then would have been as obsessed with UGA as you idiots have been with us for the past four years or so. And definitely Gator fans would not have been as classless and obnoxious as your half brother Morons are. And again what you call giberish is not for you. You keep counting stars and portal rankings and coming here obsessing on what we are doing. Those of us with wits, imagination and originality will keep doing what we do. Again you don’t have to participate. Now are you so obsessed you can’t ignore it either? We will see

Glad he chose to join us instead of Bryant. Not sure the Senator is an Alum but I have heard him say that we need schools like FSU to be able and find a place for the kids that can’t get into UF to go to

Poor Leghumper says he's not amused anymore. Too bad for you. Thing is the whole deal about The Saga of Mertz is not for you bro. It's an inside joke between real Gator fans and several intelligent fans of other teams that have participated and contributed to the fun. Maybe you're jealous that you guys don't have anything like this going on, maybe you're too dense to appreciate it or maybe you're turning into another bitter Georgia troll. Either way your options are to ignore this thread or join in the fun. Joining requires some cleverness and imagination so I suggest you ignore

And right on cue one Moron comes to defend the other. Hey StLouis they are not the same, DumbsOfWar is by far the most obnoxious of all. BTW Dumbs a couple of the many falsehoods in your obnoxious post, there’s no such thing as a recruiting title and FU is a term you made up. You big fat A hole

They are related in terms of being founding members of the Georgia Moron Triumvirate along with Negan

I wonder if you have a life I wonder if there can be another as dumb as you are Again, FU

And of course you would know if Gator fans are happy or not. Like you say, FU FU indeed and FU again

Good job man that is some funny & original sheet

Made a few changes and it feels better now

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls all the defenders down Helpless players feel his pain and Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a football and he throws it back down As he wades through the defense toward another touchdown Oh no, look at him run, run, run Go go Mertzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes another bomb Go go Mertzilla, yeah

I foresee Mertzilla leading the Orange and The Mertzinator in charge of the Blue

Thanks for the info but right now the biggest threat to not just the SEC West but all of football comes from the unleashing of The Man named Mertz. Heed the warnings and prepare so that when your time comes you will not be taken by surprise and your pain may be thus lessened

Wonder what your half brother Willybob thinks about this?

Football, the final frontier These are the tales of the Man named Mertz The Mertzinator Mertzatron Mertzilla Graham The Mertziless His continuing mission: To set new records To seek and destroy new foes and old opponents To boldly go where no football player has gone before.........

dixie don't be a duck of limited knowledge and poor understanding. The Oracle of Mertz has revealed the truth that The Mertzinator was bored and uninspired by the poor competition he faced while in the northern nether regions of Cheeseland. Once he teleported to Mertzville he transformed to Mertzatron and is ready to unleash devastation to SEC football. Heed the warning and prepare for yer time is short, lock up yer women and children, as well as small animals, for His fury will soon reign down on ye

I find it hilarious that he brings up Corch so many times. Corch hasn’t ever responded so you may be right

Vu Technologies has come to Mertzville with the latest video experience for our recruits. Next up each recruit will be given an NFT that they can use as their avatar in the Mertzaverse. The future of football is right here right now. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated

The attraction of Mertzatron is so strong that those that have failed in the plains come looking for redemption. Mertzatron calls all the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to win

Last I heard ugagatorunderthelakewithnolife was going to get a lobotomy just like yours. A DIY project so he is busy

I would suggest a Leghumper-special-lobotomy. You would still say stupid things but at least they would be somewhat amusing

GFA I hear what you are saying and will continue to have fun with this until the season starts. Then it will be time to get serious

Shadow He is that stupid. And delusional as well

Warriors from near and far flock to the Land of Mertz. One and all want to join The Man named Mertz in his upcoming domination of the football world

We are The Mertz. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated

What BLM and other so called b l a c k “leaders” spouse today is in direct contradiction to the teachings of MLK

You have heard the Truth and have thus become enlightened. Mertzmania you say, that’s a new one, thank you for contributing another descriptive term in the ongoing Epic of GilgaMertz