mrtruth
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Florida adds son of sitting US senator to roster as walk-on
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If Stankey dared to try and block Saban from hiring Pruitt, Saban would give him a wedgie, smack him in the face and have him facing termination before the end of the day. Saban runs the SCEC. Stankey is just his shoe shine boy.
Mertzamillion!
Saban all game long: No, Todd. The answer isn't always another exotic blitz.
Saban the week before the game: Let me see your game plan. Looks it over. Exotic blitzes on every down? Hurls Todd's game plan into the fire. Try again, dummy. This is what got you fired.
Would you rather be known as Todd Exotic or Todd the Competent?
Grantham: Todd Exotic?
Saban: I'm too old for this. Let me get Kiffin on the phone.
My unnamed sources tell me he will also be returning punts and lining up at defensive tackle, maybe even throwing passes to himself! You can’t keep The Man Called Mertz off the field!
Mertzatron makes everyone around him better!
Kiesau is an expert in what doesn’t work, and he will help Napier know each week what NOT to do as he makes his deranged and laughable analysis known.
They will be leaving this scene out of the Disney movie.
The final piece of the puzzle is put into place!
Looks great as does Lagway. Go Gators!
Soot covered women and children will crawl from the smoldering ruins of Athens, and a cold-eyed Mertzilous will stare down and say, “it’s better to know the Mertz than to wonder:”
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I really don’t understand the allure of the NFL for some coaches. Monken must have his reasons but I wouldn’t hitch my wagon to either Reich or Bowles.
You will run away whimpering with your tail between your legs when Napier destroys UGA this year and a broken and demoralized Kirby retires from foot ball to focus on his knitting skills.
Perhaps because the only reason a lot of us come here is for the comments.
Given so many experts are picking Florida to win the national title, I am surprised we didn't make the list. Yet, then again, it will be NO surprise since everyone knows it is inevitable.
The Bucs are a mess. It seems like a very ill-advised career move, but-- fingers crossed!
Whatever competitive spirit that may have once possessed Mullen went bye bye. He stuck with the a bunch of third rate assistants because he lost interest in winning and cared more about being friends with morbidly obese clowns that reeked of rancid pig fat.
The school was horrified by his craterous pizza face.
Nagy is a delusional nut job. No one is changing their grade on a player based on how they perform in his little scrimmage. The game is as boring as it is useless. He is the leader of swirling toilet.
The Man called Mertz has more talent in his little toe than Bowers has in his whole body. Bowers is nothing but a pathetic Mertz wanna be. I even have it from reliable sources he is considering changing his name to Mertz Mertzers. He will win NOTHING!
I was responding to that picture above.
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I recommend a heavy dose of Clearasil.
He looks an older, fatter Bobby Hill.
Love it! Blue Mertzer Cult.
So, the same writer who predicted Anthony Richardson would win a Heisman Trophy while leading Florida to a national title DARES to suggest Mertzilla will fail?
Prepare to get a face full of Mertz, O'Gara! Prepare to discover why he is known as Mertzilous!
Given your past history of jinxing a QB's career, your foolish attempt to smear The Man Called Mertz only PROVES HIS GREATNESS!
Behold the rising of The Mertz and know TERROR!
