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Florida adds son of sitting US senator to roster as walk-on
Sorry, kid. There is no democracy or government or rules at UF; not now. You do whatever Graham Mertz tells you to do. He's your daddy now.
Also happens to be the day of the Cage Match between Jimbo and Bobby P
Special Teams:
PT:MertzMcafee (Shoutout Pat)
PK:The Leg Named Mertz
KR:Mertzamillion
PR:Mertztastic (Special Teams got him the WR3 spot)
2023 UF Roster
Offense-
QB:Graham Mertz
RB:Mertzman
WR1:Mertzatron
WR2:Mertzinator
WR3:Mertztastic
TE:Mertzhulk
OLine:Mertzwall
Defense:
DLine:Mertzsmashers
OLB:MertzMan
OLB:Mertzilla
MLB:Mertzilous
CB: Mertzmania
FS:MertzHammer
SS:The Man Called Mertz
Mertzilla QBing for both teams?
Kinda messed up leaving Mike Hilton out...
Hurts is great. Burrow is great. Herbert is great. Who knows about Love.
Tua didnt deserve this ricochet shot, hes pretty great too. Tua just has had his brains scrambled.
Monologuing Mertzilla with Mr Truth
F it. Go get em Lane
^The prophet of Mertzatron, FL's Lord and Savior
Im here waiting on MrTruth
I love this. Please never stop.
With Mertzatron at the helm, this kid will be lucky to get a touch all season.
Mertz does not play football. He is all that is football; The Chuck Norris of the SEC. Good luck @therestofus. Its Mertz's league and we are all just pawns for him to embarrass on the field. He ended the season as +20000 to win the Heisman. Wouldn't be surprised if he opens up at -20000.
Crissy,
I have been your harshest critic. While yes, the subject matter you chose is a superficial analysis composed with bare minimum research, this is the best you have done on the Rebels as of late. I thank and commend you.
Me too dip spit
#TransferToTheSip
Makes what difference? Remember when it was a gator or a "LSU" or a buckeye or a tiger paw and now a "G" that are all the "best logos on a jacket"...just sayin.
A good coach is a good coach.
Laugh all ya'll want at us for being excited about this. I love this hire. Our defense has shown improvement over the last three years, Golding will take it to the next level, maybe not elite but definitely "good". Plus hes at least a decent recruiter from the SOUTH. Which is huge in itself. And just look at Golding, he looks straight outta Oxford.
Might go to Florida too. Who knows?
#TransferToTheSip
#TransferToTheSip
